“二战”时期,盟(méng )军要实(🥇)施安奇奥登(🍩)陆计(🌰)划,迫于对(duì )一(yī )门叫安(ān )奇奥(ào )大炮的(de )超级武器的(🛤)忌(🌰)惮,要派两个精锐特工(📿)去摧毁(⏬)这门大炮,结果两个(🚤)傻逼被派了(🔸)去,最后经(🛍)过一连串搞(gǎo )笑事件,阴差阳(🏐)错的最后完成(🎿)了(le )任务(wù )。 (🍮) 片(🙁)段一:德国(🐶)人在北(běi )非布(🐖)置(🤷)了一个陷(xiàn )阱,准备(bèi )了一幅假的防御工事地图让这二个士(shì )兵带(dài )回去(💻)。他们却(🔝)阴差(🐑)阳(🏂)错的拿(ná )走(🌞)了(🙄)真的地图(🙉),最终赢得(🈴)了战役。 (🧤)片段二:他们化装成管道(dào )工潜入德军在意大(dà )利(⚾)的司(sī )令部,给他(tā )们卫生间(jiān )的(🥊)管道(dào )(👊)修得乱七(qī )八(bā )糟(zāo ),把将军(🐛)淋了(le )个落汤鸡。将军(💅)去换衣(yī )服,拉开抽(🔈)屉发现(xiàn )一套新(xīn )(🈺)的(🤔)军服(🔍),于(yú )是洗头洗脸准备换上新军服的时候(hòu )闭(bì )着眼把脸盆里(🔙)的脏水倒(🆙)进抽屉里了(柜(guì )(📞)子旁(🏓)边有一个(🔲)废(👛)水桶)(👗)。那(nà )个将军(🔪)是最主(zhǔ )要的一(🧘)个(💅)配角(❓),很有意思。到影片(piàn )(🍹)结束前(qián )(❄)1分钟,都没(méi )有一句(🔬)台(tái )词(cí )。最(zuì )后(hòu )说了一句“谢(👼)谢”。 片段三(🙅):德军有一门超(chāo )级(jí )大炮(pào )俯视着联(lián )军将要登陆的海滩。这(🍈)二个士(shì )兵居然化(♟)装成希特勒和随(suí )从,去视察大炮,把大炮(🕤)炸掉了。 In May 1943, two American soldiers, Joe and Frank, of Italian descent are searching the North African desert for a German general called Von Kassler, when they are captured by Von Kassler aide Inge Schultze who lets them escape with fake war plans, only Joe and Frank steal the real war plans which pave way for the Allied victory. Months later, the duo once again come up against Von Kassler when they are captured at Anzio and try to outwit the Nazis a second time
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